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posted by aimikazeee
She heard his breath in her ear. “Are 你 stroking yourself for me, thinking about my mouth on you, Niall?” Lacey whispered into into the phone imagining him aroused and stiff heightened her own desires and she felt a pulse inside of her, between her legs, the beginning of moistening. She let loose a primal sound, envisioning his hard member as her free hand snaked under her 衬衫 to her breast, stroking the side and lightly caressing the hard nub upon it. “I’m right with you, baby.” She told him across an ocean. “I’m touching myself. 你 like it when I play with myself when I suck your cock.”

In his head he saw her, her head over his lap, her mouth stroking him, one hand at the base and the other tweaking her breast and he squeezed his cock a little tighter, feeling his response meet his arousal. “Yes, yes.” he agreed, stroking his cock in tight half-strokes, just his two fingers underneath and his thumb on top. He felt the sensations as his digits brushed the crown, stroking the sensitive area beneath. “Your mouth is always so good one me, Lace.”
posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least 最喜爱的 teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your 老友记 and go to the mall 或者 something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod的, ipod and lay on your 床, 床上 listening to every song on it.
9: Look up 随意 people in your yearbook and if 你 know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are 你 from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have 迷失 my number, can I have yours
-if 你 were a booger I'd pick 你 first
-help the homeless...take me 首页 with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do 你 have a map? Because I keep getting 迷失 in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of 你 because of taking notes in class.

Have 你 ever got a little blister 或者 callus because of 写作 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 或者 rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 吉他 或者 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So 你 have some calluses and 你 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

你 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 柠檬 for 10 分钟 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 或者 杏仁 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 你 will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If 你 Want to work for people ....Make your 心 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If 你 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As 你 are the creator of your life, similarly 你 are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 你
*always forget what 你 did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when 你 have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely 更多 intelligent than 你 really are. I have picked out some of her 收藏夹 to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended 由 the T- 衬衫 slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the 衬衫 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 年 old boy wearing a 衬衫 that 说 "Girls Have Cooties" 或者 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 或者 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 你 ever seen a T.V. 显示 where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't 建议 anyone,so 你 don't carry their sins.

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Two 你 can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 你 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 你 only wish 你 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 培根 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 你 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an 象, 大象 I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." 说 my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on 或者 off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to 显示 the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh 冬青, 冬青树 who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed 照片 of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." 说 an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh 冬青, 冬青树 in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other 星, 星级 accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot 更多 at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are 更多 than the choices that 你 make. 你 are 更多 than the many hearts you’ll break. 你 are 更多 than your dreams that don’t come true. 你 are 更多 than whatever people think of you.
You are 更多 than the things that 你 say. 你 are 更多 than the places that 你 stay. 你 are 更多 than the things that 你 do. 你 are 更多 than I could ever think of you.
You are so much 更多 than what 你 think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make 你 someone new. 你 are more. 你 are worth it. 你 are so much greater than 你 think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A 超级市场, 超市 had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some 更多 trays and have them ready for 你 由 the time 你 finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big 培根 Classic with cheese.


On the 秒 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big 培根 Classic with cheese.

On the third 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big 培根 Classic with cheese.

On the fourth 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big 培根 Classic with cheese.

On the fifth 日 of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five 洋葱 rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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