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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason 说 hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason 说 letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and he looked a little shocked.

"You haven't kissed me since Alice found out" Jason 说 a single tear falling from the corner of his eye.

An 小时 later we met my sister at Starbucks.

"Hey guys" She smiled after sipping her coffee.

"Hey Alice" I smiled hugging her.

"Hey" Jason 说 hugging her as well.

We sat down.

"Mind if i ask some questions?" She asked her cheeks turning a slight pink.

"Not at all" Jason and i agreed.

"Well how did 你 meet?" She asked.

I nodded in Jason's direction signaling for him to tell.

"Well Ty and I have been 老友记 long before we actually met face to face, so the 日 before Pax he picked me up and we went to Adam's house" He said.

He nudged my ribs telling me to talk as well.

"There we slept together-"

"You slept with each other?!?" Alice blurted out.

Many faces were turned towards us, Jason stood up, "Nothing to see here people"

"Not like that" Jason 说 sitting down when everyone looked away.

"Oh" Alice said.

"May i continue?" I asked.

"Uh, please do" Alice sipping her coffee again.

"After we slept with each other i think we both knew then we had feelings for each other."

Jason nodded.

"The 下一个 日 rolled around and Pax came, after that it started to rain so we checked in at the hotel across the road." I said.

Jason took over, "There we went to a bar, and i passed out. Ty comes 首页 drunk and well then we did the other type of sleeping together."

你 could see his cheeks turn pink.

"The 下一个 日 i went missing, i had to think about some things. That's when Ty comes, and tells me how he feels, and kisses me in front of everyone, even our friends."

"Wow" Alice 说 in awe.

I nodded drinking some coffee.

"I'll be right back" Jason 说 getting up, heading to the bathroom.

"Now that he's gone, Ty i have something i want to talk to 你 about" Alice 说 clasping her hands together.

"What is it?" I asked looking at her.

"How long have 你 been dating?" She asked.

"Two to three months, why?" I replied.

"I know it's a little soon, but i think 你 should marry him" Alice 说 with a serious face.

"You not serious, right?" I asked.

"Oh i'm very serious Tyler, i think 你 two have a future, adopt kids if 你 want" Alice 说 with her seriousness face still on and staring back at me.

~Jason's POV~

When i returned to the 表 Ty's face was completely red, and Alice was grinning from ear to ear.

"What did i miss?" I asked taking my spot back beside Ty.

"Nothing" Ty 说 quickly.

Alice's grin turned into a smirk.

I pulled on a confused look and Ty grabbed my hand under that table.

"You'll find out soon, later" He said.

"Later as in an hour?" I asked curious.

"Later as in when i have the money" Ty 说 looking up at his sister.

"How much do 你 need?" Alice asked pulling out her wallet.

"A couple thousand" Ty 说 sarcastically.

"That can be arranged" Alice pulled a smile on her face.

"You don't have to do that" Ty and I 说 in unison.

I looked at Ty and he looked at me.

"See Ty, this is what i mean, 你 should, and i'm giving 你 the money" Alice 说 写作 a check.

"But-"

"No buts Tyler" Alice 说 looking up, then back down at the check.

Ty sighed and accepted the check that was handed to him.

"Coffee's on me then" Ty 说 pulling out his wallet as well.

"What's going on" I thought to myself as Ty and i walked out of 星巴克 and into his car, the car i fell in 爱情 with him in.

"I'm going to take 你 back to the house, and then cash in this check at the bank, then somewhere else after that" Ty said.

I nodded wishing, praying he'd ask i i'd like to come along, he never did.

"Bye" I 说 接吻 him, getting out of the car when i pulled away.

"Bye" He repeated watching me until i walked into the house.

There i was stuck, until Ty came home, which i hoped would be soon.

~Jerome's POV~

Mitch sat in my lap while he recorded a video with Matt.

"So why haven't the other dudes been talking to 你 guys?" He asked.

"Long story biggums, and we don't have time" I 说 playing with Mitch's hair.

"We have another hour" Matt said.

"No we don't" Mich 说 ending their Skype chat.

"The fuck Mitch" Matt typed in chat.

Mitch and i laughed.

"Blame the bacca" Mitch typed back.

"Blame me?! Why me?!?" I blurted.

"Because 你 lied to me, you're not fluffy" Jerome 说 teasing me.

"Well all my 毛皮 was stolen while i slept" I frowned.

"Oh no, that's bad dude" Mitch said.

"Yes it is biggums!" I 说 back.

"Oh biggums" Mitch said.

"Mitch..."

"Yes?"

"Surprise!" I yelled jumping off the chair we sat in, causing Mitch to fall on the floor.

Matt killed him while he was getting up.

"Curse you" Mitch laughed at me.

I laughed too.

Mitch and i were still friends, still fuck buddies, i wanted to ask him out but he didn't seem to share my feelings.

That mad me a little upset.

I sighed an walked into the living room.

Mitch walked out behind me, "Jerome what's wrong?"

"Oh, nothing" I forced a smile.

He made some 太空 and sat beside me, "I'm your friend, Jerome what's wrong?"

I sighed again, "I can't tell you."

Why not?" He asked looking at me worried.

"Because you'll hate me" I 说 looking back into his eyes.

Mitch wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled my closed, our foreheads against the other's, "I'll never hate you."

I held my breath, then let it all out, "Mitch i really like you, my friend, my fuck buddy, but i have feelings for you, real feelings."

"How much feelings?" Mitch asked.

"This much" I 说 接吻 him on the lips.

I refused to go further, i wanted him to know how i felt, how i really felt.

~Ty's POV~

I didn't know how I was going to do this, I was meeting Alice again at a ring store.

"So 你 don't know his ring size...?" Alice 说 questioning.

"I never thought i'd need to know until now, and if I asked he'd know" I 说 rubbing my forehead.

Alice studied her hand, "I'll be right back."

I watched her walk off and pick up a ring.

"My hands are about the size of his, right?" She asked putting her hand up.

I put my hand to hers, "Yeah, the same exact size."

It wasn't then I realized how many people of the dead army -Ty fans- were at that same exact store.

"I'll pick out a ring, don't 你 worry your pretty little head" Alice 说 patting my head when I sat down.

"Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" I 说 after her.

"Nope" She turned around and smiled widely.

A few 分钟 passed and Alice came back.

"Um, Ty" Alice said.

"Yes?" I asked in reply.

"How do gay people propose?" She asked.

I had a major *face palm* moment.

"Sorry!" She squeaked her cheeks pink.

I stood up and hugged her tight, "It's okay Alice."

"Thank you, Ty" She hugged me back.

~Jason's POV~ -sorry Ty's POV was THAT short but I had nothing left to say and I had a really good idea for Jason-

I woke up in a dark room little 由 a single candle.

"Hello? Anyone there?" I shouted out.

I heard Ty's laugh, it wasn't in that sweet cute way, 更多 like evil bastard.

"Ty?!" I asked shocked opening a door leading to a seeming to be never ending corridor.

His laugh grew louder with every step.

"It's over Jason" His voice echoed.

"What do 你 mean?" I asked.

"Us dating, it's over" Ty 说 laughing louder.

My 心 fell from my chest to my feet.

"W-what?" I stuttered.

Out of no where a hand grabbed me.

I woke up on a couch, Ty looking at me with a worried look.

"What the hell happened?" Ty asked hugging me dropping a small bag beside him.

"Nothing!" I said, "Where'd 你 go?"

Ty sighed "You'll find out in a second."

He took a deep breath, "Jason, close your eyes."

"But-"

"Please" Ty 说 looking at me.

I nodded and closed my eyes.

"He took my hand and slipped something on my finger, "Alice kind of dragged me into this, until I saw I wanted this 更多 than her. Jason, will 你 be mine?"

He opened my eyes and I saw what was on my finger.

I was awestruck.

"Is that a yes?" Ty asked.

"Yes, yes. Hell fucking yes Ty!" I cried hugging him tightly.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 表 with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 牛奶 carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check 或者 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a 电视 set in her purse.
"So, do 你 always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did 你 get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been 给 your share !

HE: Will 你 come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make 你 very happy
SHE: Why? Are 你 leaving?

HE: What would 你 say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If 爱情 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 你 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 狗 爱情 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 你 if 你 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 树 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角大楼 were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a 沙锅, 砂锅

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole 鸭

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 下一个 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 更多 it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying 你 should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the 评论 which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz 你 hate America."

3. When 你 go to the princible's office, and when he asks why 你 were sent, say, "I wrote that 你 sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited 由 mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah 甜点 and traveled 由 Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 苹果 tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened 面包 which is 面包 made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
你 came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 日 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 爱情 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 爱情 the way 你 显示 u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 安全 within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When 你 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 你 try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 牛油, 黄油 Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as 你 can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when 你 laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* 橙子, 橙色 Lavaburst
* 桃子 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 草莓 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 糖果 苹果 cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 水果 Pow
* 水果 Punch
* Orange
* 橙子, 橙色 Supernova
* 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 覆盆子 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 草莓 Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C 酸, 酸奶 Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did 你 really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be 更多 than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 日
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 日
there was lots to be 说
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When 你 说 "I 爱情 you"
I 说 "I 爱情 你 too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be 更多
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) 移动 everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an 象, 大象 weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our 老友记 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 你 sometimes feel sad 或者 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 你 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 你 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 你 think of 浓情巧克力 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
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1. "Do not use if 你 cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping 或者 unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO 你 - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow 潮流粉丝俱乐部 failures...

i have failed to bring 你 the news of fail blog sooner...

some of 你 may know but the rest of 你 probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your 日 to 日 FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most 随意 posts of failed 照片 shots of failures 发布 由 dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make 你 laugh! 你 can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 文章 like this so here's another one.I hope 你 enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 由 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 由 say "would 你 like to 加入 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 粉, 粉色 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 或者 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus 音乐会 with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the 音乐会 and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl 或者 not). Make sure 你 both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez 或者 Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's 夹克 in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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显示 this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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My friend 发布 these on her bebo page a while 以前 so I thought I'd share them with 你 :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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