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(Don't be offended 由 my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my 老友记 "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended 由 my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my 老友记 "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every 日 since his retirement 25 years ago. One 日 he arrives 首页 looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't 你 take my brother with 你 and give it one 更多 try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the 下一个 日 Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty 摇摆, 秋千 and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did 你 see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't 你 take my brother with 你 and give it one 更多 try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the 下一个 日 Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty 摇摆, 秋千 and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did 你 see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."