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posted by Heroine999
It hurts.It hurts.
My body.My mind.
All taken over 由 pain.
Refusing for me to gain.


Evil cutting me down.
Good not raising me up.
It's like being damned.
Almost like being jammed.


I'm lame.
I'm weak.
I'm taken over 由 hell.
My future is unable to tell.

What am I doing?
Why am I lame?
I not weak!
表演 like my future is so bleak!


I 冲床 evil in the face!
I mustn't let evil force cut me down!
Good is raising me up!
Evil smaller than a damn cup!


I'm forever strong!
Forever long!
I'm bold!
And I'm forever cold.
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1) I can't reach my license unless 你 hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't 你 the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, 你 must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are 你 Andy 或者 Barney?

6) I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person 下一个 to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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