1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like 颜色 on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. 你 will spend the 日 assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the 电影院 because 你 have to see the full 列表 of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb 或者 without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the 佩斯利 pattern on your outfit than listen...

One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's 老友记 said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's 老友记 who was supposed to 显示 up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle 说 to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her 星, 星级 powers,though,and...

Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of 写作 some of their own six-word stories after 阅读 some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. 取消 the 风筝, 放风筝 fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The 象, 大象 ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," 说 Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...

found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that 你 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 床, 床上 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 你 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 由 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 你 can and dance around the room for five minutes....

Are 你 super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games 你 can play on this site if 你 are boredXD
------------------------------------------------

THINGS 你 CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send 你 a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome 来源 of entertainment that's basically Japanese 动画片 often inspired 由 manga, 或者 Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost 爱情 every one I see. And this 列表 is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from 日本动漫 I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...