One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see 你 again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I 说 YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do 你 mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the 显示 today! BYE! I HOPE 你 ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana
if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana
your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana
if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana
your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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