随意 Article: Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 7)

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posted by adaug

They ran to the 树 house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask 你 a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last 你 the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked.
"Yeah!In my pocket!"Maybelle said.
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The 下一个 day,they all ran to the door."Get the key."Sarah told Henry."Uh.I can't find it."Henry said,reaching in his pocket."Oh man!I remember!I was in my coat!Ariana 偷了 it!"Sarah said."I know how to open it."Alicia said,grabbing a toothpick from her pocket.And she picked the lock."Okay."They hopped in Freestone.

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 老友记 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 你 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 你 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 爱情 you, my love.

I loved 你 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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变形金刚 4 Dinobots

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My 最佳, 返回页首 15 LEAST 最喜爱的名人

posted by KataraLover

These are my 最佳, 返回页首 15 LEAST 最喜爱的名人 and just like with my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的名人列表 I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 你 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to 显示 that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a 列表 like this pretty much just 说 they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my 列表 and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Alphabet letters 壁纸

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Pedobear iPod 壁纸 XD

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Higurashi 语录

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing 更多 than the the people who 你 spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions 你 speak of are only 老友记 during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 你 "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that 你 haven't received enough 浓情巧克力 sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every 问题 with another question. As soon as one of 你 says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male 名人 (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack 长椅, 达文波特 (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub 测试 the other 日 I 迷失由 one point. The 问题 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other 问题 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that 苹果 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing 商店 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 轰炸机 jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why 你 are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 首页 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 由 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 你 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 前锋, 期待 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Invents A Child Molesting Robot #PizzaGate

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Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.

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Sailor Moon Usagi Tsukino and Chibiusa funny faces scene

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My 最佳, 返回页首 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these 文章 lately so I kind of wanted to 加入 the party. Off of the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my 最佳, 返回页首 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 图片 so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also 爱情 her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry 或者 start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right 或者 wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...

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My Opinion on Shake it Up

posted by hatelarxene

Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This 显示 sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic 显示 expect me to call THAT music? That whole song 或者 whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that 显示 is 移动 around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell 你 that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...