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His troops, led 由 four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he 说 to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” 说 one of the men, a German.
“Done!” 说 Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” 说 the 秒 officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” 说 the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be 给 to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” 说 the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” 说 the emperor. “I will give 你 a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will 你 have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” 说 the man.
“Done!” 说 the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
So his colleagues were surprised that he had asked for so little. They felt he had missed a rare opportunity to become rich, and were elated that they themselves had kept their wits about them and asked for worthwhile things.
They asked him about it when they ran into him later that day.
“Why did 你 ask for so little?” they taunted him. “Did courage fail you?”
“You asked for a lot,” replied the Jew. “But 你 must remember that the emperor is a busy man. He will order his secretary to fulfill his promises. His secretary too is a busy man. He will pass on the order to his assistant who too is a busy man. So the emperor’s order will go down from subordinate to subordinate and finally in the course of a few months…it’ll get lost!”
“We’ll appeal to the emperor!” shouted the Frenchman.
“The emperor will not know what you’re talking about,” 说 the Jew. “By then our great victory will have become a dim memory. 你 should have asked for something that the emperor could give immediately – like I did. Now, if you’ll excuse me gentlemen, I have work to do.”
And leaving the three officers gaping, the Jew went off to arrange for his holiday.
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 Nepeta X Eridan
Nepeta X Eridan
:33< I 爱情 a troll. I don't care if 你 don't like me because I 爱情 him!

He's the cutest SEA DWELLER!

No one can stop me from loving him!

Don't try to make me 爱情 someone else!!

I choose who I wanna love, NOT YOU!!!!

His name is Eridan.

I call him Eri.

I want to be his matesprit!

Because, no one likes him :(

Plus I have a crush on him .

He has no one in his quadrents.

Nobody loves him. :(

BUT I DO! Hate me all 你 want!

I 爱情 him and that's FINAL!!!!

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嘿 guys!!! I made this just 毛皮 fun!! I actually wrote this WHOLE thing on paper! XD XD!! Hope 你 enjoyed!!
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