Advice: So... I hope that 你 are not eating 或者 你 just ate because 你 are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my 台, 办公桌 and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates 说 that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came 下一个 to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It 冶炼, 闻到 like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell 你 that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...


I think that 你 will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke 或者 the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)



P.S. Sorry if I 说 something wrong... Hope u like it...?