Chuck Norris Jokes
-Some people wear 超人 pajamas. 超人 wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do 你 know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' 最喜爱的 Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a 船, 小船 he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Some people wear 超人 pajamas. 超人 wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do 你 know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' 最喜爱的 Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a 船, 小船 he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
DEMENTED POEMS
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits
玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter
玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down
玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits
玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter
玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down
玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End