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posted by hetaliaitaly
One 日 there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to 床, 床上 she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your door coming to get 你 the voice sounded really close now.

Emily coudn't here anything but then she felt something land on her 床, 床上 "Emily im on your 床, 床上 coming KILL you" the 下一个 the Police found Emily dead in her room but she was missing a finger no one could find the missing finger and sitting on the fireplace was the doll it was so still but something had changed the doll no longer had a missing finger.
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A 爱情 no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t 你 ever say I just walked away
I will always want 你
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want 你

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in 爱情
All I wanted was to break your walls
All 你 ever did was break me
Yeah, 你 wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put 你 high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, 你 let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever 说 to me

10. "If 你 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 发布 on my 潮流粉丝俱乐部 墙 由 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 墙 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 你 want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what 你 make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is 你 get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your 老友记 - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with 你 through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best 老友记 in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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嘿 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 语录 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
最佳, 返回页首 24 埃米纳姆 song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope 你 like this one better than the first one please leave a 评论 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy 熊 and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and 说 it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy 熊 the sales man gave the girls the Teddy 熊 for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy 熊 evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy 熊 ontop of the book case...
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1. People are 更多 likely to tilt their heads to the right when 接吻 instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known 爱情 song was written 4,000 years 以前 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 爱情 relationships began with one 或者 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 爱情 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 最佳, 返回页首 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 爱情 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 伊凡塞斯 wouldn't have ever been 伊凡塞斯 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 粉丝 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this 列表 actually....
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm 写作 this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did 或者 are doing this, 或者 that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and 爱情 and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If 芭比娃娃 is so popular, why do 你 have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
情绪硬核 Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My 心 is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its 爱情 i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My 老友记 call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not 情绪硬核 i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End