1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone
3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 或者 say "Jeez! Who do 你 think 你 are? My mother?!" whatever 你 like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 偷了 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, 或者 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, 或者 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 你 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the 食物 out of the boxes and when 你 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 食物 isn't poisoned!"
13. If 你 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 你 were never their and try to get as much 食物 或者 drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend 你 broke all your 识骨寻踪 in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 你 know
20. If your at the mall, whenever 你 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring 食物 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a 快餐, 快餐食品 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 你 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 食物 for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 或者 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 你 the order, once 你 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 食物 away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 由 backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone
3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 或者 say "Jeez! Who do 你 think 你 are? My mother?!" whatever 你 like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 偷了 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, 或者 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, 或者 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 你 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the 食物 out of the boxes and when 你 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 食物 isn't poisoned!"
13. If 你 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 你 were never their and try to get as much 食物 或者 drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend 你 broke all your 识骨寻踪 in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 你 know
20. If your at the mall, whenever 你 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring 食物 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a 快餐, 快餐食品 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 你 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 食物 for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 或者 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 你 the order, once 你 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 食物 away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 由 backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
coca: i want coca!!!
me: 你 want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame 屁股 song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my 卷饼, 墨西哥卷饼 is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: 嘿 THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though 你 were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
1.Stand 由 one of the doors 或者 elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 最佳, 返回页首 of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks 由 say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a 三明治 sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 下一个 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 最佳, 返回页首 of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks 由 say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a 三明治 sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 下一个 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well 吉尔 and the doom song is a big hit its on the 最佳, 返回页首 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the 随意 picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives 你 something to look 前锋, 期待 to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives 你 something to look 前锋, 期待 to."
The End
-if 你 爱情 日本动漫 and Twilight,
then 你 are going to 爱情 this!
-They are making an 日本动漫 series of the saga!
更多 and 更多 the rumor of an 日本动漫 Twilight 显示 is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 日本动漫 until 2013!
Sent in 由 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 Our 爱情
9 Selena Gomez A 年 Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 爱情 Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 Our 爱情
9 Selena Gomez A 年 Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 爱情 Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 你 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 你 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.