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It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do 你 think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't 你 think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL 你 SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?
Skeeter:Maids!Maid's Point of view!Just so people stop yelling at them!!!!Okay??(Stomps out)
Jenna:SKEETER!!SKEETER JOHNSON!!
Skeeter:Stop mom!I know when I am grown up!So will 你 stop with all this stupid dresses!And just...Um...er...STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran outta that house like it was a 交叉, 十字架 country race!I ran to Maybelle's house 'cause her party was still going on

Elie:Maybelle,Is a Godless woman!
Faith:If only I could tell her that!
Maybelle:FAITH!GET ME A COKE-LA-COLA!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Elie:You just gonna let that gutless woman boss 你 around?
Faith:I have to!
Elie:No 你 don't!I'm sick o' this Da** job!I want to leave!But Since I can't,I try to make sure she don't boss me!Now 你 get that drink,but make it like she was Your mother!
Faith:Yes Ma'am!

Maybelle:Hurry up will that stupid drink FAITH!!!
Faith:Here!
Maybelle:It's about time 你 worthless maid!
Skeeter:MAYBELLE!You have no reason to yell at that nice young lady!!
Maybelle:Oh yes I do!She is black!
Skeeter:THAT'S IT!YOU PUSHED IT FAR ENOUGH!I will not let 你 yell at her!!Now SHUT THE HE** UP!!!!!
Maybelle:You don't talk to me like that!!I am in charge!!!
Skeeter:You may be in charge but I know when I should stand up to you!
Maybelle:Get 你 as* down 你 piece of sh**!!!




LATER THAT SAME DAY:
Faith:Oh,Ms Skeeter!I just wanted to thank 你 for sticking up for me!If there is anything in the world I can do for you!I would!
Skeeter:Anything?
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Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about youtobe and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, 加入 me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my 最喜爱的 websites in the entire history of the internet. The content 你 显示 me is truly enlightening. I always watch the 视频 你 have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I 爱情 you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...
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These contestants will make 你 cringe with laughter when trying to sing Don't Cha song written 由 Cee-Lo, Sir Mix-a-Lot and Busta Rhymes made 流行的 由 Pussycat Dolls.
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