1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four 年 old Amber,
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 玩偶 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 你 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 烤面包机 for half a minute.
*Ten 分钟 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 你 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 你 as the Babysitter cause 你 have 7 siblings and 你 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 玩偶 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 你 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 烤面包机 for half a minute.
*Ten 分钟 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 你 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 你 as the Babysitter cause 你 have 7 siblings and 你 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. 你 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 你 take 照片 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 你 sneeze.
5. 你 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 星巴克 and 你 don’t even work there.
7. 你 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 猫 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 你 can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. 你 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 你 take 照片 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 你 sneeze.
5. 你 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 星巴克 and 你 don’t even work there.
7. 你 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 猫 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 你 can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. 你 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five 更多 songs, can 你 believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even 说 that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her 下一个 CD Rebecca promises to have a 更多 natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking 首页 from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鲸, 鲸鱼 drove 由 in his sedan and 说 happy 万圣节前夕 to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went 首页 and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 鱼 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went 首页 and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 鱼 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do 爱情 Misa though!
I 爱情 白饭, 大米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 爱情 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 爱情 the colors: 青柠, 石灰 Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 爱情 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do 爱情 Misa though!
I 爱情 白饭, 大米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 爱情 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 爱情 the colors: 青柠, 石灰 Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 爱情 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 天鹅 costume. Look at my 橙子, 橙色 beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here 你 are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look 更多 ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 天鹅 costume. Look at my 橙子, 橙色 beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here 你 are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look 更多 ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for 你 then it is 更多 than possible that with a little time 你 two can go back to being friends.
老友记 and just friends. 你 must be clear about what 你 want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be 老友记 with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what 你 want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart 你 still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then 你 are ready to be 老友记 again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>