I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

玫瑰 are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at 你 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can 吻乐队（Kiss） a guy* a bird can 吻乐队（Kiss） a butterfly* the rising sun can 吻乐队（Kiss） the grass* but 你 my friend!! yes you!! 你 CAN 吻乐队（Kiss） MY ASS*******

If 你 didn't have feet 你 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 你 wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for 你 %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but 你 need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like 你 are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside 由 itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told 你 I thought 你 were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not 你 again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but 你 abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called 你 first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick 你 should wear a condom on your head so 你 can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. 你 just helped me realize it.

Until 你 called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If 你 ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would 你 say when 你 got there?

Wow, 你 looked a lot hotter from a distance!

取消 my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer 你 the first 25 times, what makes 你 think the 下一个 25 will work?

how do 你 keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like 你 fell out of the ugly 树 and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to 你 seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop 你 when 你 were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made 你 but we all make mistakes.

Remember 耶稣 loves 你 but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't 你 go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less 问题 and a little 更多 shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this 列表 doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When 你 were born 你 were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom 说 never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! 你 must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like 你 but if 你 really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

你 know the drill! 你 leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They 说 they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are 你 bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to 你 and your stupid nonsense.

你 dont know me, 你 just wish 你 did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't 你 go play in traffic?!

你 have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont 你 take a 日 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!