Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 你 love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 分钟 或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. 下一个 音乐会 你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks 你 a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do 你 think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big 牛奶 mustache at the breakfast 表 and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your 老友记 with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as 你 can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after 你 take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your 最喜爱的 celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two 分钟 while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's 最喜爱的 slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' 圣诞节 song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When 你 go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as 你 pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother 或者 sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere 你 go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your 老友记 she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did 你 eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask 你 a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 分钟 to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that 你 smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of 你 a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. 下一个 party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend 你 dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get 你 a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 分钟 from the end.
46. Go to the 图书馆 and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire 日 speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger 座位 and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone 你 meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 分钟 或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. 下一个 音乐会 你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks 你 a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do 你 think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big 牛奶 mustache at the breakfast 表 and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your 老友记 with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as 你 can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after 你 take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your 最喜爱的 celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two 分钟 while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's 最喜爱的 slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' 圣诞节 song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When 你 go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as 你 pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother 或者 sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere 你 go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your 老友记 she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did 你 eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask 你 a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 分钟 to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that 你 smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of 你 a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. 下一个 party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend 你 dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get 你 a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 分钟 from the end.
46. Go to the 图书馆 and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire 日 speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger 座位 and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone 你 meet at the mall.
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
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Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Not a 粉丝 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a 粉丝 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 你 get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was 面包 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 面包 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 面包 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 或者 eat the 面包 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 面包 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 面包 that is on yer head so u can on living without 面包 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 面包 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 面包 it is so if i tell u that there is 面包 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 面包 on yer head