1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are 更多 important than her.
4. She needs to get 你 食物 while 你 sit and do whatever 你 want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. 拍击, smack, 味道 her 屁股 and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that 你 爱情 her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. 移动 somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants 你 to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her 老友记 while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever 你 want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if 你 find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with 你 whether she wants to 或者 not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if 你 have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are 更多 important than her.
4. She needs to get 你 食物 while 你 sit and do whatever 你 want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. 拍击, smack, 味道 her 屁股 and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that 你 爱情 her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. 移动 somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants 你 to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her 老友记 while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever 你 want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if 你 find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with 你 whether she wants to 或者 not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if 你 have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
So open up your iTunes 或者 音乐 player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl 你 like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. 日 song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. 爱情 song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl 你 like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. 日 song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. 爱情 song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Questions:
Do 你 think Eggs are disgusting?
Are 狗 cute?
Do 你 fish?
Are 你 at the age where 你 can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do 你 have a boyfriend 或者 girlfriend?
Do 你 know who Hayley Steele is?
Have 你 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do 你 have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
茶 is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt 浓情巧克力 in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
浓情巧克力 Pie is Gross?
Do 你 have a cat?
Do 你 have a dog?
Have 你 ever had a baby?
Are 你 father 或者 a mother 或者 nothing?
Do 你 write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If 你 had a catch phrase what would it be?
最喜爱的 singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot 或者 what?
Yes 或者 No?
Black 或者 White?
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Do 你 think Eggs are disgusting?
Are 狗 cute?
Do 你 fish?
Are 你 at the age where 你 can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do 你 have a boyfriend 或者 girlfriend?
Do 你 know who Hayley Steele is?
Have 你 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do 你 have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
茶 is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt 浓情巧克力 in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
浓情巧克力 Pie is Gross?
Do 你 have a cat?
Do 你 have a dog?
Have 你 ever had a baby?
Are 你 father 或者 a mother 或者 nothing?
Do 你 write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If 你 had a catch phrase what would it be?
最喜爱的 singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot 或者 what?
Yes 或者 No?
Black 或者 White?
How to post 答案 with 问题 Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)