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girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u cut her off when she's talking
they like it when u say how much smarter she is than u
they hate it when u say "ur to smart"
they like it when u do dumb stuff on purpose so they can correct u
they hate it when u talk about sports
they like to talk about school
they never stop going on and on about one conversation

for sporty girls
they like it when u take them out to sport activities
they dont like when u say "why dont u ever where something nicer?"
they like to act boyish
they like (sometimes) when u take her to meet ur guy friends
they dont mind if u take her to get fast food
they never care for girly girls
they only look really nice for special occasions
(as in dress and heels)
they really like it when u act weak when she's fake beating u up
they never like it when u take her shopping in shoe stores
they dont care for 花 that much

for all girls
they dont like it when u talk about how awesome u r enless ur joking
they HATE it when u cut them off
they dont like when u call them "tush" 或者 "doll"
unless they dont actually like u
they dont really like the whole "boho gunslinger"
thing
they like it when u let them talk (unless they r shy)
if they r shy than talk a little bit about yourself
they dont like it when u try to hard
they like casual
they like it when u make them feel important
they cant believe your 阅读 this
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they 鱼 for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time 你 lick a stamp.

-It takes 更多 calories to eat a piece of 芹菜 than the 芹菜 provides 你 with.

-Many people think eating 鱼 makes 你 更多 intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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I am often starting to be a 粉丝 of something but If 你 are 粉丝 of somebody/something there can always be a situation when 你 will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that 或者 something simmilar. But then 你 start to feel distracted. 你 don't know what to start with. Maybe 你 are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help 你 to stop being a 粉丝 easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So 你 just understood that 你 don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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Source: microsoft
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny 你 think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: 下一个 to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: 下一个 to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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the misheard lyrics of the song numa numa... with pictures! make sure u don't miss the credits
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stupid
numa numa
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lyrics
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