Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.
Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"
Storming again. 取消 the 风筝, 放风筝 fights.
Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.
This is all a dream, right?
"Kitty will be fine," he lied.
The 象, 大象 ate everything, even Paul.
Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.
"Ha," 说 Jen as she died.
Party tonight. Bring your own cape.
Did that clown painting just wink?
Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.
Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!
Man suffocated 由 hungry giant seahorse.
Without makeup, Gaga looked much better.
"Sorry. We can't arrest bees, ma'am."
Chill out, Ghost of 圣诞节 Future.
Six words are not nearly enough.
Wait. [Sniffs] That's not lemonade. Noooo!
He lowered the gun. They kissed.
"Mom is on Facebook," Emily sighed.
VH1 sucks! Wanna fight about it?
The arrows are useless. Use bullets!
"The lucky ones die…" lamented Robocop.
Llamas R us
purple belt: kaio ken x1
blue belt: kaio ken x2
brown belt: kaio ken x3
red belt: kaio ken x4
red/black belt: false super saiyan
black belt: super saiyan
2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2
3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3
4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4
and so on.......... im false super saiyan
blue belt: kaio ken x2
brown belt: kaio ken x3
red belt: kaio ken x4
red/black belt: false super saiyan
black belt: super saiyan
2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2
3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3
4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4
and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 你 and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 你 and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
6
Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.
We stumbled into the darkness
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be.
I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously.
***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it.
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:
1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy 你 like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts 你 或者 tells 你 you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!
Which of these are on your list? Which do 你 think 你 can actually do for a whole year?
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special 日期 in any way shape 或者 form.
So now 你 know… if 你 fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing 更多 than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special 日期 in any way shape 或者 form.
So now 你 know… if 你 fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing 更多 than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
