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Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

    Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
    I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my 老友记 would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared a room-always, because my brother always felt that we were close. We were born together, but still. It would’ve been nice to know that if I were in my own room, I wouldn’t have to worry about him waltzing in while I was changing. I also wouldn’t have minded having a sister. Or, a younger brother. That would’ve been nice. Now that I’m in 11th grade-things are changing. Big things. Things that will come between me and my brother. We had know idea.

But. That happens.

A/N-I hope 你 enjoyed the prologue. It’s based on my and 4 of my guy friends. Cuz I think of them as brothers. :] thanks guys!!
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