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posted by moolah
Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

    Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
    I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my 老友记 would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared a room-always, because my brother always felt that we were close. We were born together, but still. It would’ve been nice to know that if I were in my own room, I wouldn’t have to worry about him waltzing in while I was changing. I also wouldn’t have minded having a sister. Or, a younger brother. That would’ve been nice. Now that I’m in 11th grade-things are changing. Big things. Things that will come between me and my brother. We had know idea.

But. That happens.

A/N-I hope 你 enjoyed the prologue. It’s based on my and 4 of my guy friends. Cuz I think of them as brothers. :] thanks guys!!
I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 圣诞节 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 船, 小船 hanging on the 圣诞节 树 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 朗姆酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 圣诞节 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



爱情 all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: 你 are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 你 FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: 你 逼债, 墩 TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 你 picked a 日 out of a hat for that 或者 something.

ME: 糖果 日 is when I say it is 糖果 Day. It's when I say it is 糖果 Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 你 want?" "I'm calling to 报道 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 你 very much for the call, sir." The 下一个 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 你 looked 更多 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 你 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 阅读 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. 或者 the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an 文章 here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your 阅读 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 阅读 this.
4. 你 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 你 notice I skipped number three.
7. 你 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 你 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 你 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 你 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 或者 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 你 wish 你 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 你 with the missing number this time. 或者 did I?
14. 你 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 阅读 powers amaze you.
16. 你 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 你 ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog 粉丝 character. Do 你 think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 年 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 鱼 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 鱼 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 搜索 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a 问题 since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight 粉丝 on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. 你 can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a 评论 to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the 问题 had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a 冲床 in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 分钟 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything 你 write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 唱歌 in a row, then 你 sneeze and 你 fall down. Did 你 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - 你 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 你 knew 你 had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 你 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal 最喜爱的 of mine) 或者 a 更多 scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell 你 a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe 你 can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when 你 apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?


Random guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow 随意 fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform 你 that a certain new fanpoper with the 用户名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 问题 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a 论坛 saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now 你 will not be able to find these two contributions why 你 ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if 你 want proof that she 说 this check out this forum
link
Now 你 may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 给 us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 爱情 to be held, talked too but if 你 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very 《勇敢传说》 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 老友记 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 情绪硬核 from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 爱情 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 心 beat
Is my 最喜爱的 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 你 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 首页 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 你 happy.
I always want 你 to be happy.
I don't like it when 你 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 你 even though
You can't hear...
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