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Yello,this is another part of my srtory amnesia.again sorry for misspells and if 你 missed the last parts theres a button to get to all my 文章 right below the story....



Rages point of view:
what am i going to do,i cant keep this up.i dont have energy,im hungry,so hungry.but i had to keep moveing so i put some leafs in pocket figureing im gona eat them,bether something then nothing.
I was walking trough the desert again for 2 and a hlaf hours,at least thats how it seems,after that i started feeling wierd,i started throwing up some leafs i ate back at the tree."damn it,looks like they are poisonus 或者 something".it was still raining so i filled the leafs with water becouse i couldnt eat them.
After another half an 小时 moveing i saw another tree,no another 2,3,4,"its a freaking forest in the desert".i was never happyer,well that i remember.i saw some fruits,i think bananas,but they were far up.i had no energy to climb,what am i going to do how am i going to get them.i found some rocks and i started throwing tthem at the bananas,but one bounced of the 树 and fell on my head,i fell unconcious again,but for how long this time,how long.
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posted by r260897
now standing on last 日 of 年
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
日 由 日 we got used to
night 由 night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
下一个 time we'll say
"damn our 心 still misses
THE 2011"
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posted by JapanHetalia
It was the girls first 圣诞节 at the orphanage she longed so badly to be with a family. It didn't stop her bliss of Christmas. The only bad thing was all her 老友记 were adopted so she was lonely. She ate her meager meal opened her one present and went to 床, 床上 and that was the way it was 年 after year.

And the girl was weakening, but every 年 she had the hope that it would be adopted for Christmas. Her eighth 年 at the orphanage, and probably her last she had two 老友记 who were with her last 圣诞节 and that made her happy. With tears streaming down her face, she made ​​one...
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posted by green6244
Okay, so when i was eleven, my 老友记 and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it 更多 fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i 说 in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my 老友记 answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good 日 to ya now. Cheerio!" I 说 and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
posted by karpach_13
Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell 你 how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are 你 two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, 你 look so much alike I would have thought 你 were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were 你 when this happened?"

Around the beginning of...
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posted by katana64
swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like 枪 and missiles to make them 火, 消防 and kill 由 themselves. a sword can be used to hurt 或者 even kill people.
the 秒 way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long 迷失 老友记 and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...
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posted by orangeturnip
Me:
are 你 the real god
God:
Are 你 doubting me? Don't 你 know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are 你 serious? Are 你 testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are 你 asking about? I am glad to hear that 你 are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if 你 are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether 或者 not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god 或者 G.O.D was a Great Orange...
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