Quick!post the funniest saying/quote u can think of!now!

Voldemort: "You'd think that killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."
- A Very Potter Musical

"Friends are like potatos;If 你 eat them, they die!!

"The difference between an alcoholic and a junkie: an alcoholic will steal your 钱包 and be consumed with regret and remorse; a junkie will steal your 钱包 and then help 你 look for it"
-Craig Ferguson (KING of Late Night) xD

你 cry i cry
你 laugh i laugh
你 jump off a cliff i miss your funny emails

I have 2:

"I was looking at the 墙 thinking about something, then I got bored with my thoughts and just started staring."

A sign on a toilet says, "Toilet out of order, please use floor below"

"If your rear end looks like two full-grown raccoons wrestin' in a 50-pound bag of feed-corn, SAY NO TO SPANDEX!"

-Jeff Foxworthy

BEllA to Edward:OMG its the 婊子, 子 who 偷了 my pads
Emmett to Edward: Hey, did 你 give her her pads back?
Edward to Emmett: No.Hahaha.
~funniest twilight parody thus far

"i dont hate 你 because your fat,your fat because i hate you"

I have two.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only 你 can feel the warmth it brings.

Girls are like phones, we 爱情 to be held, talked too, but if 你 press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

"hey mum and dad is here,, oh and you've gotten my libra invisable pads""Yep"

and

"second chances never matter people never change, once a wh**e nothing more, sorry that will never change." Parmore.

"I see you're drinking 1%, is that 'cause 你 think you're fat?"

-Napoleon Dynamite