What do 你 usually do when those annoying salesman calls?

I say: "Sorry, I just broke into this house. Can't talk to 你 right now. Call my cell: (I say a 随意 phone number hoping that it's not this one)"

Usually I miss their calls, but every time I'm all like "What do 你 mean? I don't have a house!"

I just don't answer if it is a number I don't know that isn't in my area code so I never have to deal with it.

oh, I have a few tricks up my sleve.

I demand that they give me a free holiday, and when they tell me no, I get angry and ask why they called me if I didnt win a holiday.

I say everything they say back to them, in a whiny voice.

I sexy talk to them; asking them stuff like what they are wearing.

I say normal things, but talk r e a l l y
s l o w l e y .

and there are plenty more; I have lots of fun.

I'm not sure what the laws are wherever 你 are, but in Astralia, they are not allowed to be the ones who hang up, so 你 can just keep talking to them for ages.

They're usually robotic so i hang up. When someone does call who isn't a robot i forget to be funny and just give it to my mom. When one asks i hope to remember to say "No this is not the Cheesecake facotory sorry" and hang up.

Either I hang up 或者 give the phone to one of my parents if it sounds important.

I act like i dont speak english !

they yell at me and say that this is not 比萨, 比萨饼 hut and if i want 比萨, 比萨饼 go get some and other times i prank call them it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funy LOL

visualize myself reaching for an airhorn, and setting it off in the mouthpiece!

I just hang up on them, 或者 say, "No, no, no my parents aren't home....blah blah blah". And sometimes I act all stupid and ask them to repeat stuff so then eventually they're just like, "Oh, um, ok, just.....bye." XD

make farting noises

me: hello?
salesman: hello can
me: who? never heard of them before dnt call again. *hangs up*

Something stupid like "no, no, Mr. John no home", "No!! No pepperoni!!", 或者 "Me no ablae englash" 哈哈 XD