Funny things 你 say/do at school?
I replace words.
What the hell/fuck - What the cheeseburgers?
Say this after someone lies to me:
"Sorry honey, I ain't Rihanna. I don't 'love the way 你 lie'."
Compare myself with other girls:
"when most girls wear hoodies, messy buns, and nerd glasses, they look cute. But when I do, I look like a nerd that has tried every drug in the world"
"I'd catch a grenade for ya"
Me: Waaaat. Why are 你 two dating in a war zone?!
Ya.. Pretty much. Wbu?