Post the most funniest conversation between people.

Take This:
"BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy."

oscar:where my luggage at ?

suga mama:do i look like a bellhop to 你 ?

oscar:no 更多 like a liberty 钟, 贝尔 f 你 ask me .

suga mama: now your the one that have the hat *hits oscar*

oscar:ow!!

suga mama:HA!!! see.