Would 你 ever wrestle a alligator ? Why? 或者 Why not?

" would 你 like to wrestle an alligator?"
" sure!" *skips to lagoon*


And this my children is why we make straight jackets..

(*Misspelling words on purpose*)
*looks at the alligators*
Awright childwen; he's quite wiled up and he's gonna bite. Now hewe's what 你 don't do.
*puts my arm in his mouth and he bites it off*
You'll lose an awm. Then 你 don't do this.
*wrestles alligator for my arm*

Nope.
Why?
Because I value my fucking beautiful gay life, that's why.

me i would cry & get ready to die ... if i ever had to wrestle a alligator cause i would lose

No

Because

I don't want to fuckin die

Why yes, I'd definitely wrestle an alligator...

this one, that is :)