What is your opposite?

God doesn't exist, 粉, 粉色 is the best color ever, witchcraft involves the Devil, Homosexuality isn't an abomonation(probably mispelled that,but I don't care), I 爱情 Egypt, Greece sucks, I'm not an anemic, I am very social, I have a lot of 老友记 in real life, I can't sing, I hate Glee, Kevin Mchale is ugly, I 爱情 to be wrong, I'm not creative at all,and I can totes dance!

i hatez teh colurz gr33n n r3d, 1t makez sens dey iz chozen 4 xmas cuz xmas sux sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, almst az muc as anime, cuz for de sak of god, 日本动漫 is so freekin stpid, r3tarded n gay. az u can c no, i luvz uzing bad grmmr, punchasion n spelln cuz its so freekn dum n i luv takin l1k3 tis n i luv uzing gay as n insult cuz evrybudy noes gays n lebos shud burn in h3ll n evribdy hoo dusnt tink so shud burn in h3ll too. 1 h8 日本动漫 t33n ttans n crap lik dat al anmatdd stuf rly cuz its 4 retrds besids evribudy i no tls me i shudnt wach it so im defnitly lwaiz lisning to dem. im a trol bt i rly dnt giv a fuk. o yea dats anuder ting abut me i luv crsing syin fuk shit n stuf iz mi lif3. im rly nrml n borin actuly n nt wird @ all but aftr all i h8 all wird peeplz n am rel quik to juge dem freeks. im of avrage intligenc but i 逼债, 墩 care becuz after al al dat rly maters is looks n sexines n stuf. i luv sprts n stuf but h8 cartuns n of curs buks cuz tey so gay n retardd. im a cold n hartles persun hoo only carez abut miself n h8 most uder peepl bt i stil have many frinds itz minly out of fear tough bt i dont give a fuk. id go on teling u abut miself but itz a wast of my tme cuz ur all such luzers aniway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pray to God every 日 because he totally exists and will send the gays to hell, and then work on homework for 5 hours every day, then go to sleep as soon as I'm done. I hate artsy things like art and theatre, and prefer sports and athletics. I'm also a total flirt, and I'm never single. Taylor Swift's 音乐 inspires me, and so do the Hunger Games books. I also think Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, and Johnny Depp are such freaks. I like 电影院 with 女演员 like Emma Stone and guys who just 显示 off their abs. Plays and 音乐剧 are boring to watch, I'd much rather be playing sports 或者 hanging out with my boyfriend! Also 欢乐合唱团 is the best 显示 ever, it's so well written.

o em gee! i leik totally hate cartoonz! >:( id rather wach GLEE! God SO EXISTS because we hav SOOO much evidence. 杯形饼, 蛋糕 UNICORN PORKCHOPS! 哈哈 IM SO RANDOM...

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I hate 日本动漫 and 日本漫画 so much. It's for losers who have no life. 粉, 粉色 and purple are the best 颜色 ever! Screw every other color. Im obssessed with Edward Cullen, I have posters hanging in my room and I wish I can marry him. Pie is the worst 食物 ever, heck it isn't even food! SpongeBob makes 你 even 更多 retarded. I 爱情 sparkles so much! One 更多 thing, I hate 矢追 and Yuri, I wish it will disappear forever. Anyone who likes 矢追 and 或者 Yuri has a mental disorder. Greek mythology is just plain disturbing. 阅读 is for NERDS. Gay people don't deserve to live in this world.

Hi. I'm boring as hell (oh no i cussed. That is against my policy. I have no 老友记 and i sit in a corner alone at lunch. My parents aren't over protective and i am aloud to 日期 whenever i feel like it if i can even get a girlfriend. I have not a thought in my head and am an airhead. I am preppy as crap and am not half ocd. I have black hair and pick my nose. :p. The opposite of me sucks!

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...Hey.

My opposite is a boy,lol.
A non-funny,grammer hater,HP hater,Twilight loving,video game hater,writing hater,singing hater,Language Arts hater,nature haater,boring,untalented,short,stick in the mud,boy. Oh,and one who hates my friend's and does not like 表演 crazy.

I totally hate symmetry and I'm totally not obsessed with numbers but my 最喜爱的 numbers are the number that comes after 4 and the number that comes before 8 and I was born with black hair but I dye it blonde and I can't draw worth shit and I hate monochromatic 颜色 and balance can go suck a dick 日本动漫 is a waste of time and so are 动画片 science is a crappy subject and I can't stand it when things are clean I 爱情 germs and I hate hand sanitizer and I 爱情 狗 but I can't stand 猫 and bridges are so cool. I dress like garbage and I can't stand wearing makeup and I'm so laid back and totally not uptight 或者 neurotic at all and I do not have OCD 或者 clinical depression!


(I'd throw something in about hating the numbers 3 and 8 and hating Death the Kid and my boyfriend Klaus but that's just too much I can't do it.)

I'm totally into doing drugs, and getting drunk and having sex at a young age and stuff. I mean, YOLO! Text it! I think 日本动漫 is totally dumb, and videogames too. Especially Zelda. My 最喜爱的 音乐 is screamo and rap, they are totally awesome. I 爱情 everyone, and I think the world is a great place! I think abortion is wrong, and that gay people should not be allowed to get married. Obama is a horrible president, and Rick Santorum would be a great president! I absolutely hate cats. Oh, and I think memes and Tumblr are dumb!

Like, grammar isn't important AT ALL!!!1!! I mean, why does it matter? And, like, OMG, 日本动漫 is SOOOO stupid. It just doesn't make sense! And symmetry? PLEASE! It doesn't matter AT ALL1 Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 and Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus 音乐 has so much meaning and inspires me everyday! I also just 爱情 dating! A single 日 never passes where I don't have a boyfriend! And sports and athletics are EVERYTHING! Who cares about 阅读 and the arts? Heavy Metal 音乐 is so icky! Its all screaming and devil worship. Gay people should, like, burn in hell the rest of their life! Its just wrong and disgusting! And if 你 don't agree with me, your wrong. Nobody else has a choice. And my pancreas works perfectly. :3

I don't have a dick

Like one direction is the gayest band eve harry potter is for stupid gay people Justin beiber is the sexiest beast god like totally didn't exist 潮流粉丝俱乐部 is stupid 费雷德 and the annoying 橙子, 橙色 are the funniest people ever Niall is the ugliest thing on earth totally do my homework all 日 I 爱情 school and ya like totally

I am... a Shinigami? I mean, no, I'm not a Shinigami. The cake is-no, isn't-a lie... Is the cake a lie? I really don't know. My god, this is the toughest decision, like, ever. I really hate 日本动漫 with all my 心 and vindictiveness. I also think the environment is shit and doesn't deserve attention and I think that money is, like, so important... Its probably the best thing ever. I also really fucking hate everyone and want to kill them all, because they are just such pricks. I 爱情 Justin Bieber and One Direction. I also like Westlife and all other cool, gay pop music. I think Led Zeppelin is the worst band ever to have been known in 音乐 history. Normally I suck at spelling, but today I'm acin' it. I don't like to read 图书 - that is for nerds. I totally DON'T have a tattoo. I don't want any (more?). I 爱情 rich people and celebrities, tehy are all so awesome. 动物 don't deserve to live on this planet.

(How was that? XD)