Can someone tell me the randomest funniest thing thet 你 can think of ?

THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCHES

Mother Russia promotes goldfish condoms.

God bleeds 伏特加 and 爱情 feels like cardboard.

Do pictures count?

Death can be bribed with bad tasting duct tape.

So. One 日 I was sitting in my room and my unicorn/boyfriend, Enrique comes from work under my 床, 床上 and he's all like 嘿 honey let's go to Extract the planet and I was like okay! So we went and he was like Let's take the monkeys with us so we went and we saw a lot of 马 this time, last time I only saw one but now there was like a dozen I think that Henry is being a bad person because there's lots of 马 there now. Anyways Henry is my ex bf... well then we strolled through Molly land and saw this big hole we went in it and we fell and fell and FELL! So finally we reached the bottom..and oh my god I can't believe 你 have read all this.

thet....

-Roast beef
-Bananas
-The Medusa Cascade
-Bang!
-Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, TARDIS
-Shamble bobble dibble dooble
-Oh Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you.
-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO

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CHEESE.