What is the worst crime you've ever committed?

I 偷了 a piece of gum from my friend.
._.

I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP. DX

I broke off a piece of a clay sculpture hanging on the 墙 in an art museum.

;n; I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT OFFICER, I WAS CURIOUS.

Humm...steal gums? :D

你 know that one guy that mugged that other guy? Yeah, I was with that one guy.

...No. xD I really don't know. Probably stealing my friend's Pocky; I'm so terrible, but it called to me! XDD

i 偷了 my bros toys

I KILLED a man! e.o

Nah! xD I did steal a bad of 糖果 when I was 4. :3 I got cought, but luckily my mom paid for the candy, and I got to keep it! Yay for being a little kid!

I'd rather not go to jail thank you!

I 偷了 A CRAYON FROM GARFIELD'S LAST WEEK AH MAI GAWD!

Threw a shoe at the president.

No. But this is a true story I did Fireworks in the middle of the street...Ended up getting chased 由 8 cop cars...I swear haven't had an adrenalin rush like that since then...DIDN'T GET CAUGHT>>>>>MUAHAHAHHAA

does littering count?

-sobs-
Okay! 你 caught me! D':
I..I..
I 偷了 A CUPCAKE!! D:
-bawls-

Once, I opened a pack of 果冻 beans in a store, and I ate them without paying. T_T

Running and getting away from a couple of cop cars after being somewhere where my 老友记 and I shouldn't have been.

I 偷了 lip gloss and a key ring from my friend like 5 years 以前 .__.

I dressed up all White and Nerdy, jumped in a car, and started Riding Dirty.

Hmm...
Lets see...
Farting in public making sure ppl know it was means making sure they get a good whiff

Or..

Noticing someone staring at me and picking my nose to gross them out!

The only crime I've committed is making my 饼干 unlawfully delicious!

Please. Please, someone know the reference...

Hmmm. I haven't done much that _I_ consider to be a crime, but both attempting suicide and pirating are illegal, so I guess... that.

I yelled at my friend cause she was being a idiot and pushed her down the on concret and didnt say sorry, she needed it. I have angry issuse, my other friend does but I tend to 显示 mine more

Also when I go to SpotLight, the craft and stuff store I always go the paint section and open the paint and pour it everywhere and the 商店 ppl get really mad....

thats not a crime, but I have 2 many 2 列表 really, lots of people saw me and my friend fight and now everyone calls me a 'rebel' and its REALLY emberssing

I shoplifted some gum, a charm, and a few rock arrowheads from some local toy store a few months ago.

I'M SO BADASS. xD

really i never commited i crimebut i have 2 say 1 time i stold money but not like no one wated there 5 bucks on da school ground and no 1 clammed it so took it!!!! But i think it belong 2 the person in frount of me

I dropped a Harry Potter book in a puddle.



*runs* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIVE!!!!!!!!!


*trips and does a faceplant*