Who are you? And who am I?

你 be cookie, I be cookie-killing sledgehammer. The end.

I'm the hash-slinging slasher and you're a 塔科, 炸玉米饼 with a mustache that makes 你 look like a rapist. ...Like Waluigi, if Waluigi was a taco.

你 are Luke. and i am....
YOUR FATHER!!

I am what I am are 你 what 你 are 或者 what?

I'm Finn, and this is my dog Jake. I have my 老友记 Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, and Beemo with me most of the time. I live in a treehouse in Ooo, and my job is to stop the Ice King from causing harm to Ooo. Jake and I always like to have adventures, and we always explore.

You're Slender Man.

I'm me.

Who the hell are you?

I am a pokemon master

你 are a mr.douchbag for asking this 问题 because it has been asked many times before and its fhuckin annoying so stop.

i am thing 1 and 你 are thing 2

...Um?

<.< My name is uhhhh 24 :D
and ur uhh idk :P

"I am the Doctor, and 你 are the Daleks!"

i'm Alessa Gillespie, don't mess with me!

Kimi wa oujo boku wa meshitsukai
Unmei wakatsu aware na futago
Kimi o mamoru sono tame naraba
Boku wa aku ni datte natte yaru

Try and guess where that's from.

Who am I? There's a sign on the front that says "Lou's Tavern".


I'm fuckin' Lou, Who the fuck are you?

...1924?

I am who I am to be the person to know who 你 are.

=D

Me: Somebody
You: Ben

According to my 图标 I'm Chris from The Sopranos which is odd since I'm female and according to yours you're some 日本动漫 dude.

Look at your questions. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE.

Sadly, they aren't mine. But if 你 stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through questions, finding the ones that your 问题 could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY 评论 HAS A MUSTACHE.

Anything is possible when 你 copy and paste. I'm on a rainbow.

when 你 do know what I am, I'm nothing
but when 你 don't know what I am, I'm always something

I'm a girl on this website, with a stupid 用户名 i regret.

and i don't even know 你 X_x

I am a person who has off school today because of flooding. 你 are probably one of those people who either still have 或者 are out of school and have a job.