What do 你 say to someone who called 你 an 'egg sandwich?'

I'ld spit on their shoe and say, "Ya, well the yokes on you!"

i would call him a roll of tape.

Which came first, the chicken 或者 the egg? I phail at comebacks. XD

"No! I'm tuna! Get it right!"
HIDH

Take it as a racist joke and slap him.

I know 你 are but what am I ? :D

I'm better than an egg sandwhich.

"Okay... calm down, now... this is not a dream, this is real life. You're dreaming... wake up, now... I am NOT an egg sandwich! 你 can NOT eat me! Now slowly back off and open your eyes for me..."

Call him a Jelly-Ho.

I call them an elevator! 或者 a spoon... (Yes, I have actually called people that as an insult)

Man, that's not even an insult.

I would cal them "Insane" and have them locked up in a lunatic asylum since they're clearly delusional if they think I'm an egg sandwich.

Suck it!!!

My response: "Okay dude, I know what I did back there wasn't that good, but that doesn't mean 你 have to go off eating people right? Calling them yummy breakfast foods does not justify cannibalism, all right? So stop calling me that and go find yourself a nice straight 夹克 in a padded room, okay? X)

Call them a 烤面包机 and threaten them with total protonic reversal.

"Whut 你 smokin' and where can I get some?"