"Hey Gwown up!" says the little kid,"Can I eat ur cookies"?
"No, sorry," says the lady, " I don't have any 饼干 for u!"
"Ya 你 do!" little kid says, " right there!" *points to her chest area... "I wowrk fo da cookie monster, and u hwave his favwit fwavor!?
These two are real stories
science class in 2nd grade--- teacher: "It's good to protect the enviroment, and not hurt animals, like ducks, and dear ect." Ryan (kid):" *raises his hand* " my dad shoots ducks!" Teacher: "ummm ok."
3rd grade-- ok We were looking for our 最喜爱的 songs and one of the kid's 最喜爱的 song was 由 the Rolling Stones. nick: "Who's this song by?" me: "The Rolling Stones" nick: "There's no band called The Rolling stones!" Me: Yes there is. They're famous! nick: No that's a magizine! me: Yes, but the band came first. The magizine was named after the band. Right niko? niko: No! Rolling stones isn't a band, it's a magizine. Me: *slaps my fore head and shakes my head.
Thanks to my spelling of magizine!
Heres a video that u'll 哈哈 at. This guy has great vids. I loled at him dancing!
These are real 问题 asked 由 real people that go to my school...
"Where's Japan? It that in like, California?" "Are there Asian people in America?!" (The person who asked this is Asian......) "What's Obama's last name?"
~Right after Osama was killed... "OBAMA WAS KILLED!?!" "No... Obama wasn't killed. Osama was." "Nuh uh! I saw on the news that he was shot! Twice!" "That was Osama..." "NUH UH!! THEY SHOWED A PICTUR OF HIM AND EVERYTHING! IT WAS OBAMA!!"
"What's 1 plus 1? IS IT FOUR?!" "How come my hair straighter won't work when it's not plugged in?" "Mr. Jones, what's your last name?"
~While we were randomly talking about the 泰坦尼克号 in Social Studies...
"Right, so the 泰坦尼克号 sank, and-" "NOO DON'T TELL ME THE ENDING! I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET!!" "... 你 didn't know the 泰坦尼克号 sank?" "I just 说 I haven't seen the movie yet! Thanks for ruining it!" "You didn't have to see the movie to know that... It's a famous historic event..." "WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPENED?!"
"What's a cat called?!" (What. The. Fuck.) "I'm confused! Is Paris Hilton the smartest person in the world 或者 something?!" "Did Abraham 林肯 kill John Wilkes Booth?!"
~While playing a review game for studying Sates and Capitals... "This is an easy one. What's the capital of the United States?" "I don't know! Can I pass?"
"There goes Suzy Lipton, strutting her bony 屁股 in those skinny jeans. I heard she 迷失 all that weight drinking breast milk." "What?" "Boob milk, 你 can buy it online!"
"We need caffiene." "Umm, no offense, but, can I make it?" "Serisouly?" "I have to go with Aria on that one." "Sorry, Spencer, your coffee gives me the shakes." "Amateurs!"
"Oh, my god, Sara, 你 did NOT walk in on your parents having sex!" "Don't worry, I didn't go in. I vowed never to do it again after the first time." "My brother did once. He 说 it was the most disgusting, disturbing, grossest thing he's seen in his life. My room is right below my parents' so I can sometimes hear it. It's torture. But not as bad as seeing it, apparently."
