Guess who tweeted this and win 2 props.

Only 2 because its kinda easy, depending on what shows 你 watch and who 你 follow on Twitter.

"I am in brazil. It's 7:18 PM my time & the rapture started over an 小时 ago. Looking out my window, I can see an ice cream truck burning."

"My car was struck 由 a meteor, so this is how I am getting around now: link"

"Oh, God. All the burning 小狗 make me feel guilty about the whole Armageddon thing, but I knew I'd have to do this when I took the job."