What weird (to you, me, anybody) conversations have 你 had before?

well...

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"ACHOO!"
"Bless you."
"Thank you."
"Tissue?"


O_o

Probably coming up with nicknames for my 最喜爱的 actor (we actually have several)
1. V-Chin
2. Cheerio
3. Snapping 龟, 海龟
4. Mr. India

耶稣 modeling a clothing line for J.Lo (drawing of J.Lo's real model + misidentification 由 retards)
Proving a theory that even my gay 老友记 thought one of my celeb crushes was hot.

Hey... We did the 海军罪案调查处 thing too, and my 老友记 agreed that I was Abby, minus the Goth.

Which I was thrilled about! Abby is actually my fave. I 爱情 her :)

The one with my stapler, computer, printer, and TV about my needing medication and my obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anyone remember that?

Computer: I sure do.
Me: SHUTTUP!

The conversation I'd like to have with 你 is about you're grammar.

Me and my 老友记 started randomly talking about old people having sex, it was sooo funny and then. one 日 she caught me off guard, she start talking words of wisdom to this girl and i was like wow, everything was right wat she said. i just satyed quiet listening. and then we start talking about our kindergraden days and how we would pee on ourselves i was lmao, i 爱情 my 老友记 though there asswipes:)

okay i remeber i be on the fone wit my friend one time and i be like: did u watch luv & basetball and my friend was like: yeah but did u see how her friend had sex wit her and she goans wow tht kills me and iam like: like ohhhh and me and her start laughing but the weridest thing happens she would tlk and i wouldnt say a word so she hangs up

Probably the conversation were me and my friend keith and my friend josh stood in the starbuck line talk about if coffe is the new crack. We all agreed it was. Then we started thinking about what that made crack and we came to the conclusion that crack is the new pot. The cycle continued for days deciding what was the new what.