Lol, I've got so many! Once in the "Deutschstunde"(German) there was this kid at the 表 and the teacher(we call her Hitler lol) asked what "Flasche"(bottle) means. And he was like:"Uhh, um... bacon:D?" and she threw an empty bottle in his head and said:"No! That's what it means!". We all couldn't stop laughing for a few 分钟 :))
This isn't the funniest in my life but... I sit 由 these three guys last hour, and we were talking really dirty today. All of a sudden Robert (who, btw, is NOT gay) hugged alec and was like "you know what 你 are? 你 are a tease. 你 wanna make out??" Alec ( isn't gay either) scooted his chair back and 说 "excuse me while I hide my erection..."
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或者 last week when we had a 火, 消防 drill where we had to go down stairs outside and 《嗜血法医》 fell down them.
When my friend walked on a mini ramp, and it had morning frost on it. She slipped at fell on her ass. Then when were on the way 首页 from school, it was broken. And til this 日 people blame her for breaking it, when we didn't hear it crack. 或者 we could go with the 日 I slipped down my steps and my mom just looked at me like "guuuuuurl 你 crazzzzzzzzy!" Wonder reaction...
Me and my friend are 邪恶力量 fans. And we were watching the bloopers of season 2(at this moment, SPN 粉丝 get all; oooh that blooper ^^ and if u don't, 你 will :P)
So Jared Padalecki(Sam) does some crazy but shaking and kneels all the way down and then; "Ah #&*@#&*... I just ripped my pants"
So my friend and I were LOL'ing at that! x3 and then she falls off her chair and goes; "Ah @#&$@!... I just ripped my pants"
almost every moment of my life is funny:P so one of this moments was when i 说 something to my english teacher at school.. well we musn't have our mobile phones with us to school..and when a teacher catches us with one we go to the headmasters ofice.. So we were to our english lesson and our teacher asked us to make examples with "i wish" i 说 "i wish i had my mobile phone here" my teacher 说 with a funny way"HA 你 WISH" and i took my mobile phone out and said"no miss it is here..see..?" Well we were laughing about it for a 月 but ok:P Fortunately my teacher is good and i didn't went to the headmasters office:)
in sex ed class, someone asked, "what's the average size of a pe*is?". the teacher 说 about 5 inches, and I said, "wow! for once I'm below average!" it was a laugh session for 5 minutes
I think the funniest moment in my life was when my mom was paying the bills during tax season, my dad was walking into the room she was in, and my dog was walking really close to his leg. My dad said, "What are 你 doing?!" My mom said, "I'm paying the bills!" Then my dad said, "I was talking to the dog!"
