What is the most weirdest thing 你 have ever heard of on the announcements at your school?

"Halloween is coming up, children! 你 know what that means! BOOGEY WOOGEY MAN!!! AAARRGHHH!!!"

Later on during the week...

"Ah, Halloween. The only 日 你 can accept free 糖果 from strangers. Just don't get in the van."

xD!

"Everyone get ready for the fun runnnn! We will be having - *background voices*....wait....a WHAT?! Are 你 su-"

Then they cut off. Everyone died of laughter because the 下一个 日 we found out it was a prank xD

mine is"Mrs.Sander`s balls went in the 街, 街道 so if someone sees them,go get them 或者 tell a teacher.Thank 你 and have an awesome day."i was like O.O

Mine is "Yo yo this is Grant your 'principal' and schools out yo!!!"

*its not actually the principal just some weird kid who got into the announcement thingy. i think he got suspended for that*

Well i used to think it was weird when the school nurse would come on and say "(insert kid here) your mommy is here" and then she would repeat it a few 更多 times.

But the weirdest was last school year. I was walking to lunch and speaker comes and i hear a laugh. It sounds like Neil Patrick Harris from Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog. The kid says something like when the the performance was (Yes this kid did Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog for his senoir project) and some other stuff. It was just weird cause he really sounded like Neil Patrick Harris. Anyway that kid is gone now. :( He was cute too.

"It's almost April and it's still snowing.Good work snow.You got my shoes wet." and "Could Ellen ****** please come down to the office,your mother has your tampons for you."

lerpercon voice "im the green lerpercon ive dropped coins evverywhere bring them to me!! now!!"

Hello Coopersville High. We're just coming over the loud speakers to let all of 你 know that school will NOT be closed tomorrow for the release of Justin Bieber's new film, though many requests have come in. And due to the warmer weather, there will officially be no 更多 snow days.

The 下一个 week we had a snow day, but they really did make that whole announcement.

our skool 钟, 贝尔 rings like a beep beep, so 1 日 an announcement came on...
"Students,pardon the interuption,but it seems a *BEEP* student *BEEP* another student ,if 你 have any *BEEP* about it,please *BEEP* me,your principle.thank you."
it beeps 4 times.

it isnt really funny but... see, my mom was taking school pictures last 年 and the was this kid in my class and he was in band class (optional but u skip class and have it 4 首页 work on thursday)any way so my principal came on the announce mend 说 "would [im not saing his name] please reporto the 音乐 room" and my mom and this kid in my class had to lk FORCE him up there :)