Can 你 Caption this?

企鹅 4: I believe I can fly! *jumps*
企鹅 2: I can't watch...

they are just damnit penguins cute penguins but still penguins

"Mommy,mommy! I can flyyyyyyyyyyyy!" *doom*
"Honey,try walkin' first.."

4th penguin: ".....and I was like, I'm a freaking 企鹅 yo, so don't get all up in my face!"
2nd penguin: *sighs* "Let it go Jim.
3rd penguin: *thinks* Really?
1st penguin: F*ck yeah.

*penguin far right LIFES WHAT 你 MAKE IT!
*all other penguins COME ON MAN!

企鹅 to the right: What the hell is this brown shit on the ground 下一个 to me??
企鹅 to the left: I is sorry........
企鹅 in the middle: W...T....F?

企鹅 4: "Bit**es 爱情 my swag lulz"
企鹅 3: ............
企鹅 2: 你 is disappoint. *hangs head low"
企鹅 1: *farts* ... *pretends the smell isn't there*

Penquin on far right. " No really, Mom, Dad, Billy & I were swimming and a 鲨鱼 this big came at us. He looked hungry so we got out of there just in time. Right Billy? Billy? Has anyone seen Billy?

企鹅 1: Hands up!
企鹅 4: Ahh, are 你 a cop?!?
企鹅 2: No, 你 said, I could today, Greg!
企鹅 1: I lie! Now, gimme all your money!
企鹅 4: Shoot, just whenever I was about to buy a milkshake!