What would 你 do if one 日 你 were talking to your friend and then a giant old lady came chasing you?

Wake up, hopefully.

I would do what always chases away old people;
turn on loud Kesha 音乐 and watch her run for her life!

No offense, I 爱情 Kesha, her 音乐 and old people, but once I was outside at the 草 field in front of our school and there was this group of senior citizens(gosh I probably misspelled this) passing by, and then my phone went off(my ringtone is Blah Blah Blah 由 Kesha) and they immediately changed directions and walked as far away from us as they could! xD.

I would aim to sumo the fat lady. XD

look at my friend and say "i 爱情 you, and our friendship means a lot to me, but im SO gonna trip your ass." and then i would trip her and get the hell outta dodge.

...I have friends?

"Hi there.Have 你 been losing some weight?"

SHOT THE OLD HAG !!!!!

scream! my scream chases away everyone! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Run i guess!

I would jump onto the giant old lady and chew gently on her head until she was sad, then steal her 钱包 and beat a lion with it.

Well, I haven't seen my math teacher in a week, so I would just say hi and chat for a while.

I'd yell at my grandma to go 首页 because she can't be arrested, she's too old and she has too many 猫 to take care of.

well i would push my friend in front of me as a human shield and then yell "back off!!!" and then throw her at the old lady and then yell "THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP!" and run and if they came after me still i would trip her and then take her to the hospital and say "Oh i was walking in my neighborhood and i saw her fall"

uh i would look @ her i she was crazy than say run and while we r running i trip her and say 'sucker' while still running