Someone knocks on your door, 你 answer it, and there's an angry woman/man holding a crying baby. He thrusts the baby into your arms and tells 你 that its yours, and why 你 never came home. What do 你 do?

I would: Step 1. Tell person to leave 或者 will be removed from the premises 由 force, Step 2. Go to someones house, Step 3. Knock on their door, Step 4. Once the door opens, thrust the baby into the persons arms, Step 5. "Its yours" , Step 6. Walk away

Keep and raise her, try my best to explain.

Go ghetto on that person's ass.

Call for my mommy to come to the door.

I would raise it as if it were my own. I would hope that she never asked about her real mother.

I can't answer this...

Curse them the f*** out for waking me at the ungodly 小时 and curse them out again saying why do they have this baby at my door and keep the baby and slams the door

i have no idead...

Leave in it front of a hospital. I'm sure someone will take care of it (because i sure as heck isn't going to be me)

I'd tell them, "What?! Are 你 mental?! I don't have a kid! I've never had sex! I'd never gotten pregnant! I've never had in vitro! 你 take it, because it's not mine and I don't want it!"

Walk over to our closest neighbour, leave it at their front door, and run!

Tell them to calm down

Well...I once had a nightmare and I was pregnant ... But I didn't think it would come true soo... Probably pinch myself I guess *Shrugs* I've been around plenty of 婴儿 but I've never really liked them. They annoy me -__-

First I'd try explaining to the person that the child couldn't possibly be mine because I am 1) A virgin 2) Would remember being pregnant, but if they didn't believe me, I suppose I'd raise it 或者 let my parent's raise it because I've always liked kids and my mom always says that she wishes that she had 更多 children.

Through the baby and close the door and watch Invader Zim

Wow, I'ld probably tell him that I wasn't completely aware of my womb's capability to carry a fetus without my knowledge :D

i would say Y THE F*** WOULD I HAVE A BABY @ MY AGE!?!??!?! IM NOT A S*** GO FIND SOMEOTHER PERSON 2 HERASS!!!! than close the door in their faces

well take care of it i guess and tell her the reason why i didn't come 首页 judging 由 my personality i guess i am the type that has an pretty good reason and explication.

I'd say "Lady, i'm only 11! That ain't my baby! Are 你 nuts?!?"

Okay, first I would freak out...then I would start crying whither the baby (coz 由 now, like all 婴儿 it would start to cry) and then I would freak out even more... And sincerely I don't know what I would do...I wouldn't believe I would think i am dreaming...that's a very strange 问题 and it is hard to answer!

keep the baby and have a little bro/sister

i would name the babay "Raugjin" (cuz all the beatles names put 2gether) and hit the guy upside thehead with a krobar. and i would keep the baby

I guess raise it and name the girl, May! :)

Well since I'm a girl, I would say something along the lines of "When the fuck did I pop a wane out?"

tell the psyco im gay 或者 a virgin so there's no way it could be mine. heehee.
*no offense intended to gays*

jk. id really say "if 你 dont recognize the chick -or know where she lives- that birthed this baby u need to give it up for adoption." then i'd take a step back, shut the door, and take it to an adoption center. after that i'd make sure it gets a good family. i wouldn't keep it cause it wouldn't feel right.

based on my experiences, im going to make sure that baby is in a safe, controlled environment.