Wanna know somethin weird and scary?

Wanna know somethin weird and scary?
Like 5 或者 6 或者 8 years 以前 I don't remember, I lived in the same place I live now and I went to a school so I'm in the bathroom and some person tells me and some other people, that a unicorn flew around there pooping hamburgers and burping 浓情巧克力 ice creams.......weird right?, I never got to ate them though ._.

Wanna know something weird (or sick)

I once (this happened around a 年 ago) was drinking a cup of Honey Tea, whilst i was drinking it i watched that '' 2 girls one cup '' video for the first time, i threw up (the vomit mixed with honey 茶 went on my clothing and alot of it went back into the cup) so i decided to change my clothes and just re-drink it as it was just regurgitated 茶 with small 食物 particles in it. It didn't taste much diffrent, just a little bit 酸, 酸奶 and lumpy with a bright 橙子, 橙色 color. The End. (:

Well, That's A Moment!

Thats dumb... I tried the stupid "trick" to make her "appear in the mirror" it didnt work. That was so long 以前 though. I remember when everyone was talking about it and trying it...

that's not the REAL story...the real story is way different...
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Wanna know the weirdest and most horrifying occurrence that one's mind can ever miraculously come close to comprehending?

















































I exist. :3