Any Ideas???

Okay, so in Language we are making Object Obituaries. We have to pick an object that is not alive and breathing. Ex. The Pillsbury Doughboy died from being poked in the tummy too many times. Get what I am saying. I need a really unique idea. I'll give a 支持 to whoever 答案 first (real answer) and a 支持 to whoever suggested what I use. :)