EEK SPIDER!!! Wat do i do if i cant find it in mah room?

移动 to the Arctic.
There are no spiders there....

OMG! Quick! Take this! *gives banana*

1. Get bombs.
2. Run the f**k out of your room.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

Haha, sleep in another room!
least thats what I do. :D

Get your brother and throw him everywhere until 你 see something red with little black legs on him...

do u have a paretn with u?
ask thm to take care of it

how big is tha spider?

Go to a different room.

lmao how old are you??? i used to be like that when i was younger....hmmm ....shall i kill it for you??? lmao

Simple, kill yourself and 你 won't feel the 蜘蛛 crawling on 你 或者 biting you

Lawl ^^ I don't know! XD but I usually have my younger brother find the 蜘蛛 (he like insects XD 或者 any weird thing), and then my older brother 或者 dad smashes it! XD Tag Team for the win!! Lawl

OMG I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME NOT THAT LONG AGO!!!!!! i just had to suck it up and keep living in my room. i just stayed away from where i had seen it and one 日 while is was at school my mom found it and put it in the garden.

so my advice? either:
1.wait-it'll 显示 up eventually
2.run away to antarctica
3.get bitten and pray that it's a radioactive 蜘蛛 so 你 get spidey powers!

If it's brown and small then 你 better go into another room because those are the most poisonous. It's called a Brown Recluse and if it bites 你 你 will start to see your flesh open and 你 can see your insides. And I'm not kidding. Look it up. If I were you, I'd 移动 out.