common 问题 of the day!

Kanye West didn't let me finish.

because... because... my dog ate it... no wait... I was on my way 首页 frome school when this metor hit the earth, i poked it with a stick and a ufo shot down from the sky, then Lady gaga came out of it and 说 "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" I screamed "NOOOOOOOO i'll never let 你 ride my disco stick, I dont even have one... and I have to do my homework" Lady gaga 说 "Dont do your 首页 work... Jusyt dance 或者 I'll call Alejandro" So I seramed "no d*** it i have to do my homework" Lady gaga 说 "But...I'm Your biggest 粉丝 i'll fallow 你 until 你 either let me take a ride on your disco stick, play a 爱情 game play a 爱情 game, 或者 Juust dance and also, I want your bad your bad romance" So I 说 "I wont give into peer presure" Lady gaga got mad so she had Alejandro rip up my homework, and that...is what happned. ^.^ So there >:)

Easy!
Homework is made of paper.
Paper is made of trees.
Trees are disappearing.
No trees,no oxygen.
No oxygen,we die.

I did! Honest! I was in my room doing it and Chuck Noris walked in and sat on my bed. Of course the 床, 床上 couldn't handle the awsomeness so it disenagrated. While I was staring in awe of Chuck Norises epicness, Swiper the 狐狸 came in and tried to steal my homework. Dora burst through my closet and we 说 "Swiper no swiping!" but itt didn't work! Swiper waded up my homework and threw it at Chuck Noris. Of course the paper disentagrated and Chuck Noris didn't take to kindly to that. He picked up Swiper and Dora and swallowed them whole. He then gave me a death stare and his third fist, the one under his beard, gave me an uppercut. That's why I don't have my homework and a busted jaw.

oh!!
thats easy to answer!
its cuz i was jus to lazy to do it, n i rly didnt want to, cuz of course, i dont do math!

Because RayWilliamJohnson did it first.

Neville ate it.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz-huh? what?

homework...who does that?

Leonardo DiCaprio happened to be camping near my house last night. He came over to ask for firewood, and I didn't have any spare wood, so...

I was actually going to do it. . . .really. . . .but. . . . I didn't wanted to xD

Umm, maybe because I had something 更多 important to do, like figure out why everybody in the story I'm 写作 are sniffing the narrarator's scarf. Honestly wouldn't 你 rather do that than do homework.

because it's to ez and it bores me. it's not a challenge anymore...it's to simple.

Because I couldn't copy my friend that fast!

I got a brain freeze after the first 问题 :P Because it was way too easy :)

well my dog ate it.

That was homework O.o

So, I was just about to do it when Nicolas Cage told me he needed a piece of paper for an autograph. I told him to jump off a boat, but then he 说 he'd pay me. I told him he needed to pay me with BIG money. He offered me ten dollars. So I gave him a lecture about how kids found out about BIG BILLS over the years. He had a 心 attack. So, I had to drag him out to the yard. I didn't feel like digging a hole, so I shoved him in the pool. About 2 分钟 later, my Dad asked me why there was a floating Nicolas Cage in our pool. So I made up a lie about how my friend's dog killed him. So, my Dad passed out too. So I threw him in the pool. Eventually, the entire neighborhood ended up in my pool. So I threw a Pool Party with Dead People. It turns out, while I was throwing people in my pool, my cat, Teddy, ate my homework. Therefore, I couldn't turn it in. And no thanks, I don't want another copy. I'm done with learning for a while.

I graduated 2 years ago, im just here for the entertainment!

BECAUSE MY HOMEWORK ATE MY DOG~

because 你 told us not to

Bcouse.....eh couse.......ah forget it im saving my excuses for school
xD

Because I didn't have anyone to copy it from :D

:D

I book ate it!!

because this guy told me not to

I woke up today, Dora and Boots were helping Swiper. I go to sleep, Kanye is 接吻 Taylor. I wake up again, and who do 你 think I saw?





Thats right! Joe and Steve making out! >.<

Thats why.

It's at home. Homework is for home.