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Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mamma is so unfortunate that when things are finally coming her way, she's driving in the wrong lane.

Yo mamma so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil 说 there was no room in hell.

Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her house to pay the mortgage.
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Yo momma's teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter.
percyandpotter posted 一年多以前
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XD
MadamOcta13 posted 一年多以前
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lmao
obsezed-wif-tda posted 一年多以前
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lmao i like the 秒 one and the last one
ninja1078 posted 一年多以前
 TDAPlayer158 posted 一年多以前
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RnBStar13 said:
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there's the yo mama jokes website :)
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posted 一年多以前 
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I go there too!
TDAPlayer158 posted 一年多以前
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I don't go on it :)
RnBStar13 posted 一年多以前
LunaShay said:
Yo mamma so fat when god 说 let their be light,he asked her to 移动 out of the way.


Yo mamma so fat,even dora can explore her



My fav ones of all time x)




VIDEO >:D
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posted 一年多以前 
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LOL!!LMFAO!!
sierradawn9 posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 the dora one
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 i like the one where it's like yo mama so stupid she thought that a school bus was a giant twinkie 或者 a ho ho
ninja1078 posted 一年多以前
zanhar1 said:
Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD
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Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD
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XD OMG!
lovebaltor posted 一年多以前
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:)
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
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HA!
MadamOcta13 posted 一年多以前
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XD
LunaShay posted 一年多以前
breebree446 said:
Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!
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XD
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
potterandtdi said:
Yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the width of the door.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in stillettos, she struck oil.
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posted 一年多以前 
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lol, these were really funny.
UmOkayThen posted 一年多以前
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thanks
potterandtdi posted 一年多以前
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your welcome
UmOkayThen posted 一年多以前
taytrain97 said:
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singin'
"We are family! Even though you're larger than me!"
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posted 一年多以前 
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XD
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
GaGaBoi said:
Yo mama so fat she went to the 电影院 and sat 下一个 to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mamma is so dumb she sold the house to pay the bills.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last 圣诞节 and its still printing.

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posted 一年多以前 
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哈哈 XD
NomyCake posted 一年多以前
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I 爱情 the last one XD
LunaShay posted 一年多以前
sapherequeen said:
Yo mamma is like a train track, she gets laid everywhere.
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One of my two 最喜爱的 ones.
sapherequeen posted 一年多以前
CMJCMJLG said:
Lmao funny here's mine:
Yo mamma so stupid that when your dad came in the door he said: It's chili outside, that she ran outside with a spoon
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chonny said:
yo momma is soooo stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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hehehe wow XD
obsezed-wif-tda posted 一年多以前
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♥ this one
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
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thanks!
chonny posted 一年多以前
xshams said:
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an 苹果 on it! xDD
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哈哈
chonny posted 一年多以前
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lmfao!!!!!
obsezed-wif-tda posted 一年多以前
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XD LOL!
LunaShay posted 一年多以前
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XD
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
MadamOcta13 said:
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she drinks water and it turns into lemonade.

Yo momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a paying toilet.

Yo momma's so old, she sat 下一个 to 耶稣 in first grade.
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deathchick9 said:
:3
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NomyCake said:
Yo mama so fat that any time she walks there's an earthquake in California.
Yo mama so ugly that she looked outside and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat she can't tell her legs from her stomach
Yo mama so fat that she has to have a 叉车 to get out of her 床, 床上 in the morning.
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XD the first one
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
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Oh, I remember that!
TDAPlayer158 posted 一年多以前
Spi_Kat_Penguin said:
Yo mama's butt is so big, it clogged the black hole.

-Kat
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obsezed-wif-tda said:
Yo momma is so stupid wen she went to da YMCA she got confused cos she landed in MACY (tht fashion store)
.......lol....idk..but yea....hmm
Yo momma so fat she cant even clap....
Ok......plz dont flag 或者 报道 this but yo momma is so fat she uses her mattress as her 马克西, 最大 p--
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