tell me ur funny joke and i will give u a 支持 and be ur fan.. have fun, oh it cant have mean stuff in it...

a blond having a bad 日 walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??

Once there were 2 zebras,one 斑马 asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes?
The other 回复 "ask God"
That night before the first 斑马 went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what 你 are"
The 斑马 was confused 由 this & the 下一个 日 he asked the secound 斑马 what it ment.the secound 斑马 replied..."I guess 你 are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...

ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and 说 嘿 your very cute and the other man 说 help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man 说 so how are 你 man and she 说 give me the cuffs......

A brunette asks a blonde, "what's the capital of Texas?" the blonde answers, "t"

What do 你 call a crying dog...a chawahwah!!!

What do 你 call a patatoe in paris...a frech frie!!!

What do 你 call a 痣, 鼹鼠 in water...moley water!!!

1.why is water wet? because sea weed

2.how do 你 wake up lady gaga? poke her face