The “Law & Order” Prosecutor Hotness Rankings 

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Notes: Politics aside, Arthur just wasn’t a looker. On the other hand, he kind of resembles a bullfrog, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Notes: Adam had this going for him — he didn’t look like a bullfrog. But other than that…

Notes: Kind of handsome, on a good day. He did get significantly hotter when he went back to being a detective.

Notes: Even Dianne Wiest can’t make this look work.

Notes: A little dull but not un-handsome. His baldness actually added to his appeal.

Notes: Sonya was such a hot mess that it really took away from any desirability Christine Lahti brought to the table.

Notes: Fierce hair and great bone structure, Elizabeth would be higher on the list if there weren’t so many hotties on these shows.

Notes: A little bland in comparison but quite pretty on the whole. Loving the natural highlights.

Notes: She may not have the youth of some of her colleagues, but she’s still Bebe Neuwirth and that goes a long way.

Notes: How can someone this pretty be so forgettable? I know we’re going by looks, but shrugs all around here.

Notes: With age, he’s begun to look a little like Sam the Eagle. But he’s still a good-looking man and a familiar face. It’s hard not to feel affection (and a little attraction) to McCoy.

Notes: She’s definitely attractive, but she never really left an impression. Probably because she was on

Notes: Very pretty. Her placement on the list just speaks to the collective hotness of

Notes: Props to a dude who can pull off the name “Courtney.”

Notes: Sharon Stone should probably be higher on this list. Jo Marlowe, on the other hand… Consider this a compromise.

Notes: Sort of handsome, sort of awkward. Talk about the best of both worlds!

Notes: She’ll always be remembered as the one who got brutally murdered. Ah, well.

Notes: Gorgeous but never really got a chance to stand out. Again, blame the show. She could have been higher on the list.

Notes: People remember Claire fondly — as well they should. But beautiful as she is, she had some

Notes: Too often forgotten because he got replaced by a string of attractive young women, Paul was a very handsome man.

Notes: Striking features. If you don’t remember her, it’s because you didn’t watch

Notes: His earnestness was kind of a turn-off, to be honest, but he’s too strapping to be forgotten.

Notes: So fierce. Alex Cabot gets all the love, but Casey Novak deserves attention, too.

Notes: Maybe you have to hear Raul Esparza sing to understand how hot he is. So go do that, and then come back to this list.

Notes: Yeah, even with the dumb hair.

Notes: Definitely pretty but somehow not as attractive when she returned as a judge.

Notes: Made all the more attractive by her queer identity. Why aren’t there more LGBT people on this list, Dick Wolf?

Notes: Somehow even more handsome than he was on

. (And he eventually became a lawyer there, too.)

Notes: Silver fox alert! Roache didn’t even have to use his natural British accent to be sexy.

Notes: Stunning. Something tells me I’m getting in trouble for not putting her higher on the list.

Notes: Really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Notes: Damn near flawless. That means there can only be one #1…

Notes: That hair. Those glasses. The unresolved sexual tension with Olivia. It will never get any hotter than Alex Cabot. Never.

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