Disclaimer: This 文章 does not mean 或者 intend to offend anyone who is serious about religion 或者 religions. It is merely a point of view.

Hey. So this is God, it's lovely to see 你 all again. I decided to call this emergency meeting of all members of the Church of Polly after I noticed you're all wearing clothes... What's with that!? I didn't give 你 clothes, I put 你 in a lovely garden with trees and bushes and purdy 花 and 你 go make youself clothes!? Meh... Heck, I didn't even give 你 materials!? 你 guys are smarter than I intended...


Well I was thinking to myself, before anything...