Ash: Pikachu, can 你 sing?

Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!

Ash: Then start singing....

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuu-

Ash:Shut up.

Pikachu: :c *le sad face*

Ash: 你 can't sing, end of story.

Misty: Why are 你 always so mean to Pikachu?

Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.

Misty: *Facepalm* So, 你 think 你 can just ra-

Ash: Shut up.

Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...

Ash: I already beat him so yeah.

Misty: Ash Ketchum, 你 sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets 拍击, smack, 味道 cammed 由 Ash*

Ash: Wait, can 你 say that 更多 clearer? Oh wait! 你 can't ya hoe.

Misty: Why can't 任天堂 replace 你 already with a much 更多 nice- *gets 拍击, smack, 味道 cammed 由 Ash again*

Ash: Why can't 你 get replaced with a less annoying girl ya bitch?

Misty: Ugh, a boy's manners do exist 你 know!

Ash: A much less annoying girl than 你 exists 你 know.

Pikachu: Pikaa! *le uses thundershock on Ash and Misty to calm both down*

Ash: Pikachu, who the hell gave 你 permission to ever do that?

Pikachu: Pikachu, Pika pi.

Misty: Maybe Arceus told 皮卡丘 to do that!

Ash: If Arceus told 皮卡丘 to plan on doing that we would have seen him before we got shocked, idiot.

Misty: Logic doesn't exist in my dictionary! Sorry!

Ash: Apparently 你 have no good vocabulary.

Misty: Apparently 你 have no good sense of humor!

Ash: Maybe your mom was the original idiot, and made 你 even 更多 idiotic than Team Rocket. ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Misty: Your mom was going to be the original idiotic main trainer who got a Pikachu, but she gave birth to 你 when she needed to act, and the creator liked 你 so much they made 你 the main idiot trainer.

Pikachu: ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Brock: I only thought that 你 two would be an idiot duo!