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Ash: Pikachu, can 你 sing?

Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!

Ash: Then start singing....

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuu-

Ash:Shut up.

Pikachu: :c *le sad face*

Ash: 你 can't sing, end of story.

Misty: Why are 你 always so mean to Pikachu?

Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.

Misty: *Facepalm* So, 你 think 你 can just ra-

Ash: Shut up.

Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...

Ash: I already beat him so yeah.

Misty: Ash Ketchum, 你 sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets 拍击, smack, 味道 cammed 由 Ash*

Ash: Wait, can 你 say that 更多 clearer? Oh wait! 你 can't ya hoe.

Misty: Why can't 任天堂 replace 你 already with a much 更多 nice- *gets 拍击, smack, 味道 cammed 由 Ash again*

Ash: Why can't 你 get replaced with a less annoying girl ya bitch?

Misty: Ugh, a boy's manners do exist 你 know!

Ash: A much less annoying girl than 你 exists 你 know.

Pikachu: Pikaa! *le uses thundershock on Ash and Misty to calm both down*

Ash: Pikachu, who the hell gave 你 permission to ever do that?

Pikachu: Pikachu, Pika pi.

Misty: Maybe Arceus told 皮卡丘 to do that!

Ash: If Arceus told 皮卡丘 to plan on doing that we would have seen him before we got shocked, idiot.

Misty: Logic doesn't exist in my dictionary! Sorry!

Ash: Apparently 你 have no good vocabulary.

Misty: Apparently 你 have no good sense of humor!

Ash: Maybe your mom was the original idiot, and made 你 even 更多 idiotic than Team Rocket. ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Misty: Your mom was going to be the original idiotic main trainer who got a Pikachu, but she gave birth to 你 when she needed to act, and the creator liked 你 so much they made 你 the main idiot trainer.

Pikachu: ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Brock: I only thought that 你 two would be an idiot duo!
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Ash was excited to finally have fun after a long and serious week of training. He went walked to the 海滩 with Cilan, Iris, and his beloved Pokémon, pikachu. On the way there, he ran into Misty the pokemon trainer. She asked him if she could walk with him. Of course he 说 yes. He was excited to see Misty in a bathing suit- not because he was perverted 或者 anything, but because he wanted to see what she'd say. After all, Misty is always judging other people, he wondered if she'd judge herself. The way there was very awkward for Ash. Misty kept bringing up all the good times. Ash wondered...
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